Excerpt:
Currently, white people on the cutting edge are really into metal bottles of water with a twist cap.Way cool metal bottle with a twist cap and only $4.95 (shoulder strap included). Available exclusively in fashionable camouflage coloring.
It is recommended that you buy one of these as soon as possible. Having one will give you precious leverage over any white person who is drinking from a plastic bottle. “Oh bottled water? really? I mean it’s cool, but I kind of thought you cared about the earth.”
No comments:
Post a Comment