Sunday, February 19, 2017

Chinese New Year Gift



Some of my answers may not be universally accepted as  correct.   :-)


1.     Which can move faster heat or cold?  HEAT

2.     What can hear you without ears and can answer you without a mouth?   ECHO

3.     What kind of water should people drink in order to be healthy?  AQUAVIVA

4.     What man cannot live in a house?  CAVEMAN

5.     What is the smallest room in the world?  MUSHROOM

6.     A mouse has a large pocket.  What is it?  BLACK EYE

7.     How do we know the ocean is friendly?  IT WAVES AT US

8.     What two words have thousands of letters in them?  POST OFFICE


9.     What is wind?  HEY, THIS IS A FAMILY BLOG - NO VULGARITY

10.   What starts with T, ends with T, and is full of T?  TNT

11.   What can be measured, but has length or width or thickness?  TIME

12.   What is too much for one, just right for two, but nothing at all for three?  A BICYCLE BUILT FOR TWO

13.   Where did Columbus stand when he discovered America?  ON DECK

14.   What rises in the morning and waves all day?  FLAG

15.   What kind of man can raise things without lifting them?  FARMER

16.   How many feet in a yard?  DEPENDS ON MANY CREATURES ARE THERE


17.   What can you break with only one word?  OATH

18.   What kind of dog doesn’t bite or bark?   HOT DOG

19.   What month do soldiers hate?  MARCH

20.   What full of holes, but can still hold water?  SPONGE

21.   When is your mind like a rumpled bed?  WHEN IT’S NOT MADE UP

22.   What building has the most storage?  A PLACE WHERE BATTERIES ARE MADE

23.   Why is an empty purse always full?  “I GOT PLENTY OF NOTHING”

24.   What is it that everybody does at the same time?  AGE

25.   What building has the most stories?  LIBRARY

26.   What book has the most stirring chapters?   COOKBOOK

27.   It has a head, but no neck, it has a body, but no warmth, no feet, but can travel?  BEER

28.   Where can milk be best stored?  TEAT

29.   When do you go as fast as a racing car?  WHEN YOU’RE DRIVING ONE

30.   What 5-letter word has 6 left when you take 2 letters away?  SIXTY

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